September 30, 2007

Right behind the ear, please Jeeves!

Finnigan: Greetings, my loyal subjects! I trust you have had a relaxing weekend with your people. Yes? Good. No? Give me your master's name and I will report them to the Puppy Council. There, that's settled...
Now, time to make any dog outside of the Metro Detroit area drool with envy as we review our complimentary massages at The Pet Ritz Lakeshore Resort's grand opening Tail-Gate party.
One word: heavan. The massage therapist was incredible. In fact, I have already ordered Mom to take me to see him. She mumbled something about the cost of the massage and I just gave her my magic "puppy eyes."
She told me to get a job.
Anyway, not only does the new doggy heavan--I mean daycare resort--offer spa treatments like massages and acupuncture, the facility is chock-full of Finnigan-approved dog people. The Russian Dog God himself, Vladae Roypaetel was there. He was quite honored to meet me, as I am King of the dogs he trains, and I actually knighted him. If you ask him, Vladae might look at you funny, but that is because we have an agreeement. He is only pretending not to know.
Did I mention the massages? Ask for Danny. Tell him Finnigan sent you.
Finnigan's Ruff Ruff Review: The massage gets four out of four paws! I will review the facility itself after I check it out a bit more closely.

Cat: Hi peoples! Hello puppies!
We had such a good time at the Tail-gating party. Sure, we got massages, but my favorite part was my ice-cream cone. That's right! A real, people ice-cream cone! It was TOTALLY PAWSOME!
The massage guy gave it to me...He's my friend.
So if you live close enough, you need to come visit. Pet Ritz Lakeshore is great and I can't wait to go and visit again. I get an ice-cream cone at every vist, right?
Cat's Ruff Ruff Review: The massage gets four out of four paws and the party is three out of four paws. I'm with Finnigan on waiting on rating the actual Resort until we have seen it all!

September 19, 2007

Thank you, For the Love of Dog!

Finnigan: Greetings, loyal subjects. Cat's alseep (she mumbled something about needing her beauty sleep...Whatever---I'm always this good looking!) so I am here posting on my own tonight.
We have no reviews this fine evening. But we do have a Big Ruff Ruff Thank You to Dogster's For the Love of Dog blog editor Joy Ward for adding a link to our humble Ruff Ruff Review on her pawesome site.
Check it out. Ruff Ruff still rules...but the Dogster blog is cool enough to chill with me and my dawgs.
That is all.
You are dismissed.

September 15, 2007

Drools galore at this online bakery!

Finnigan: I am honored to share my first review with all of you. The great doggy baker behind The Dog House Bakery shared some of her delicious homemade goodies with me, the Great Finnigan, for my honest opinion...
And dog-gone-it! I am still lickin' my chops.
The Barker for the Bakers makes one mean puppy birthday cake, as I was lucky enough to taste for my very own (the big Oh-5), which was yesterday.
Yes, yes, you should feel bad for forgetting. And no, it doesn't matter that you just found out.
I will accept apologies via comments and emails.
But I digress...
Back to the review. The Baker uses all natural and fresh, human-grade ingredients for her tasty treats like the Pup-a-rogi's, the Cinna Mutt Rolls and the ever-yum Lolli Pups. Prices are reasonable, so your people have no excuses for not ordering you some of the best tasting treats ever.
Tell the folks at Doghouse Bakery that Finnigan sent you.
Finn's Ruff Ruff Review: Four out of Four paws.

Cat: YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM! This stuff is sooooooooooooooooooo good! I like all food, really, but there is just something about the Doghouse Bakery's Canine Canolli and the crunchy goodness of the Mutt fins.
This is really some pawesome stuff. And Finnigan is not exxagerating about the peanut buttery goodness of his birthday cake. I was seriously impressed (and totally jealous!). In fact, I already have an order in for my own birthday cake.
How far away is May again?

Cat's Ruff Ruff Review: Four out of Four Paws.